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Miss Masochist’s Talent: Tying Knots
Miss Masochist: Mmm, there isn’t much dungeon-y in this… Hypatia: HEY. YOU. Miss Masochist: What? Oh, you found her. Hypatia: Yeah, I did! You left her tied up in a closet for the past two weeks! I’m surprised she’s not dead! Miss Masochist: She’s fiiiine. How do you know she didn’t like it? Hypatia: Look, I don’t know what kind of rivalry you have, or what a “masochist” is supposed to be, or why you insist on practicing your knots on other people, but you shouldn’t tie people up! It’s…it’s…it’s just not nice! Miss Masochist: Psh, I had to get rid of my competition somehow. And it’s good for her. Builds character! Hypatia: How would you like to get tied up and left? Miss Masochist: Oh golly, that would be just awful! I have no idea what that might be like at all! Miss Masochist: …and that’s why tying knots comes in handy for a crafty masochist. You never know what idiot’ll decide to try it on you.